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No Halloween Costume Needed

It's become an accepted norm that once December 1st comes around the nations will don their snowflake print leggings and their novelty jumpers but so far the other seasons are lacking in their effort. Yes, Halloween is famous as being the single greatest costume day of the year but I need October to step and represent in the seasonal apparel game. 

Thankfully retailers have heard my inner goth cry and have come up with some seriously cute Halloween inspired items. For those who love a slogan tee you have every variation of saying that could possibly be made by rhyming witch with bitch and if you don't say every one of with Emma Roberts' attitude then you need to watch season 3 of American Horror Story immediately!  



Dressing with the seasons is clearly big money but it doesn't have to cost the world. Here are my choices of how to get into the Halloween spirit all under £30. 



Boohoo
Starting with my favourites because I can! I actually bought the first two dresses and I'm serrrrriously considering the last one!

New Look

I need the Batkitty so much. I just need it!
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H&M
The jumper is a cutout so not only will you be giving serious teeth you'll be giving good boob too... That makes me happy. 

Pretty Little Things
I'm 100% not in the Pretty Little Things demographic but that dress has skeleton hands on the ass and boobs. I'm weirdly pleased by this blatant objectification. 

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